Hi. I'm a sixteen-year-old socially awkward polar bear, lazy as fuck and forever alone and addicted to gold tea and everything dramione -- but you can call me Lynn.
"This is night, Diddykins.
That's what we call it when
it goes all dark like this."
Hi. I'm a sixteen-year-old socially awkward polar bear, lazy as fuck and forever alone and addicted to gold tea and everything dramione -- but you can call me Lynn.
"This is night, Diddykins.
That's what we call it when
it goes all dark like this."
- Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
- Petunia: ...
- Dumbledore: And this is crazy
- Dumbledore: But your sister died
- Dumbledore: So here's her baby
- Petunia: ...
AU: The Crossing of Parallel Lines;
“Hermione Granger struggles to find a roommate to dorm with and with her father’s recent unemployment she grudgingly signs up on the co-ed dorming list as a last resort. She meets Draco Malfoy, a narcissistic asshole. Neither are keen on being roommates at first but learn to tolerate each other as they find comfort in casual sex together to relieve stress from their different everyday difficulties. As Hermione’s family’s financial situation worsens Draco reluctantly offers her a temporary job as a fill-in stripper at the club he bartends at to replace the recent suicide of one. The easy money pulls her in and she fills the spot permanently. She finds herself in Draco’s dangerous world of drugs, money and oppression, a place she never imagined she’d be in and soon develops a psychotic depression. As Draco’s feelings grow he wants to save her before she goes over the edge. Will he succeed? Probably not.”
As long as I’m with you, it’s alright.
“Luna is perfect, but she’s not trying to be perfect. She’s just herself.”
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means,
To achieve their ends.
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means,
To achieve their ends.
They grow up so fast.
